ESPN's Page 2 recently caught up with the members of the Summer League and had a chance to talk to league members about life, love, bad beats and J-2s with a 42 on their card. The following is a transcript of the interview: PAGE 2: Welcome everyone. Congratulations to Chris on his recent marriage. BOB: Thanks. Chris isn't here quite yet. He is shopping for shower curtains with Jen. PAGE 2: You're not Chris? KEN: No. Do I look like Chris? GROUP: PAGE 2: OK. Rumor has it that Taz made an appearance at Chris' wedding. How did that go? KEITH: It went very well. We thought it might be trouble, given her supposed frustration with the league. But she really made a positive impression on everyone. She was beautiful, smart, funny.... GREG: Everything Steve is not. KEN: Exactly. PAGE 2: How are the other summer league "widows" holding up? CHRIS: Bob's right hand doesn't seem to be too upset. GROUP: MATT: My wife really doesn't notice when I am busy with the SL. She just assumes I am in another part of the house taking care of one of our fourteen blonde children. GRAHAM: Maria doesn't mind either, as long as I only play when she's not within a 20 miles radius. PAGE 2: Sounds somewhat stable. DAVE: Kendra doesn't know that other wives sometimes are present at SL functions. I would like to keep it that way. And nobody mention chewing tobacco to her, ok?? PAGE 2: OK. Let's shift gears. Greg, we heard that you recently missed an SL start because of arm fatigue related to EA Sports NCAA 2006. GREG: It's true. But the upside is that I am contending for an NCAA championship, unlike my recent SL teams. PAGE 2: Does anyone have an explanation for the decline of traditional powers Greg and Keith? STEVE: I do. PAGE 2: Care to elaborate? STEVE: You have to find the proper blend of defensive specialists, punch and judy hitters, former White Sox and Tony Larussa- like substitutions. GRAHAM: And having Barry Bonds doesn't hurt, either. BOB: I can't believe Andrew cracked my kings! PAGE 2: Bob? DAVE: Sorry. He is still angry about the rehearsal dinner poker tournament. BOB: Kings! Kings! The kid had two outs! PAGE 2: Ok. Dave...you are right in the middle of things in your division and the wildcard, yet Jason Varitek has missed roughly 80 percent of your games due to HBP injuries. DAVE: Yes. Very realistic. KEN: You want realistic? Every time I play Dave, I line into seven outfield assist double plays. GREG: Yes. And I love it when Jason Varitek throws out my best baserunners, too. PAGE 2: Well, if APBA is so screwed up, why not switch to DiamondMInd? GREG, KEN, CHRIS, KEITH: But.....it took us years to master Apba-ball. These other rubes are just starting to catch up. GRAHAM: I was the first of the non-charter members to win a Spit Cup. PAGE 2: Congratulations! GRAHAM : I was the first of the non-charter members to win a Spit Cup. PAGE 2: Yeah, thanks. We got it. Now...we have had lots of team names based on children, but when are we going to have our first child named after the SL? KEN: Well, as you know, Quentin is a derivative of the number 5. Albert Pujols, 2004 SL MVP, wears jersey number 5. PAGE 2: Very sneaky. DAVE: My kids are named after Cubs....Sammy and Grace. PAGE 2: That is also somewhat sneaky. DAVE: Only problem is, neither Sosa or Grace has ever won a Spit Cup. MATT: I think one of my kids may be named after a baseball player. BOB: I once dated a girl that looked like Dave Kingman. GRAHAM: Did I mention that I was the first of the non-charter members to win a Spit Cup? PAGE 2: Ok, we only have time for one more question, so let's get back on task. Any parting words for our readers? KEITH: Yes. Summer league poll results are now available without me spamming you. GREG: A couple texas leaguers, a couple groundballs with eyes, and I am right back in this thing. MATT: Outsourcing services are primarily performed by OSI Outsourcing Services, Inc DAVE: My team next year may be in Benton Harbor, Michigan. KEN: My team names peaked with the Cape Hatteras Hanrahans, possibly. CHRIS: I will be home in a couple minutes, ok? GRAHAM: It will be sweet to repeat. BOB: Your odds of repeating are not very good. It is like getting your kings cracked by a two-outer on the river. STEVE: We gone! NOTICE: This Maytag Corporation e-mail message (including any file attachment) is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information that is privileged and/or confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by reply e-mail or a collect telephone call and delete or destroy all copies of this message and any file attachment. Thank you!