ALTERNATIVE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION
And now, without further ado, here is Da Fly's All-Pro Team:
QB - Kurt Warner, Dublin. Once again, this was too easy.
HB - Curtis Martin, New York. By a hair over Priest Holmes.
FB - Mike Alstott, Hamilton. Not a true fullback, but still rushed for over 1000 yards and added 47 receptions.
WR - Keyshawn Johnson, Dublin. Lots of catches.
WR - Marvin Harrison, Ottawa. Ditto.
TE - Byron Chamberlain, New Jersey. Even if he doesn't block much.
C - Jeff Hartings, San Antonio. The Vikings had the past run offense in the league - someone must have been blocking.
OG - Larry Allen, Hamilton. Another annual selection.
OG - Leonard Davis, Baltimore. The Larry Allen of the future.
OT - Chris Samuels, Dublin. Warner never gets sacked.
OT - Orlando Pace, Arizona. Ditto Manning.
DE - Michael Strahan, New York. Almost as good as his hype.
DE - Robert Porcher, Dublin. They've got guys on defense too.
DT - Trevor Pryce, Hamilton. No one could run on the Steelhawks.
DT - Ted Washington, Omaha. Ditto on the Condors.
OLB - Peter Boulware, Baltimore. 16 sacks? That ain't right.
ILB - Marvcus Patton, Chicago. Led the league in tackles.
ILB - Ray Lewis, San Antonio. I admit it, I'm biased.
OLB - Jamir Miler, New Jersey. I hate that New Jersey has decent players.
CB - Anthony Henry, Toronto. 10 interceptions!
CB - Deltha O'Neal, San Antonio. Not quite 10 interceptions.
S - Zack Bronson, Omaha. OK, he's a reach, but aagin, I like interceptions.
S - Darren Sharper, Denver. A bright spot in a difficult season for the Demons.
K - John Carney, Dublin. Gets to kick lots of extra points.
P - Todd Sauerbran, San Antonio. Are punters real football players?
KR - Ronney Jenkins, Chicago. 2 TD returns.
PR - Reggie Swinton, Chicago. The Caravan believe in special teams.